King of the Birds, Lord of the Skies

King of the Birds, Lord of the Skies
Gather ye rose buds while ye may, old time is still a flying;
and this same rose that you see today, tomorrow will be dying.
CarpeDiem: Seize the Day!
- Dead Poets Society

Sunday, March 11, 2007

What if...

A boy applied for a job as a public bathroom attendant. He was told he would be
given the job after he filled out the form, but the boy replied that he could not write.

The interviewer then informed him that he did not qualify.

On the way home, the boy saw some apples that were underpriced and bought them.
He sold them for double the price. As the years passed,

he ended up becoming a millionaire who owned a chain of twenty fruit stores.

One day his bank manager asked him to sign some papers. "Sorry" he said.
"I can't write. My wife looks after all that." "You're kidding!" said the banker.
"What would you have become if you could write?"

The millionaire though for a moment and said: "a public bathroom attendant."

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