King of the Birds, Lord of the Skies

King of the Birds, Lord of the Skies
Gather ye rose buds while ye may, old time is still a flying;
and this same rose that you see today, tomorrow will be dying.
CarpeDiem: Seize the Day!
- Dead Poets Society

Tuesday, May 15, 2007

Ah Beng's Burnt Ears

Ah Beng with two red ears went to his doctor. The doctor asked him what had happened to his ears & he answered, "I was ironing a shirt & the phone ring, lah - but instead of picking up the phone, I accidentally picked up the iron & stuck it to my ear"

"Oh dear !" the doctor exclaimed in disbelief. "But .. what happened to the other ear ?"

Ah Beng answered : "That stupid dumbo called back, lah !!!!"

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