Ah Beng goes to a money changer in New York City with SGD$200 & walks out with US$80. A few days later, he walks into the same money changer with SGD$200 & gets only US$75. He asks the lady why he gets less money than before.
The lady says "Fluctuations".
On hearing this, Ah Beng gets damn angry & storms out, before slamming the door, he turns around & says: "Yah, fluc you Amelicans too!"
Note: Ah Beng misunderstood "Fluctuations" as "f--k you Asian!"
King of the Birds, Lord of the Skies
Gather ye rose buds while ye may, old time is still a flying;
and this same rose that you see today, tomorrow will be dying.
CarpeDiem: Seize the Day!
- Dead Poets Society
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