King of the Birds, Lord of the Skies

King of the Birds, Lord of the Skies
Gather ye rose buds while ye may, old time is still a flying;
and this same rose that you see today, tomorrow will be dying.
CarpeDiem: Seize the Day!
- Dead Poets Society

Monday, May 14, 2007

How much do you Make a Day?

A business owner decides to take a tour around his business & see how things are going. He goes down to the shipping docks & sees a young man leaning against the wall doing nothing.

The owner walks up to the young man & says, "Son, how much do you make a day?"

The guy replies, "150 dollars."

The owner pulls out his wallet, gives him $150, & tells him to get out & never come back.

A few minutes later, the shipping clerk asks the owner, "Have you seen that UPS driver?? I asked him to wait here for me!"

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