King of the Birds, Lord of the Skies

King of the Birds, Lord of the Skies
Gather ye rose buds while ye may, old time is still a flying;
and this same rose that you see today, tomorrow will be dying.
CarpeDiem: Seize the Day!
- Dead Poets Society

Tuesday, May 8, 2007

Never Trust A Lawyer; Never!

A doctor & a lawyer in two cars collided on a country road. The lawyer, seeing that the doctor was a little shaken up, helped him from the car & offered him a drink from his hip flask. The doctor accepted & handed the flask back to the lawyer, who closed it & put it away.

"Aren't you going to have a drink yourself?" asked the doctor.

"Sure, after the police leave," replied the lawyer.

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