A little old lady (think of your grandmother) goes into a sex shop. She appears to have a case of Parkinson's Disease, as she is shaking from head to toe.
"Young Man?" she asks the clerk, "Do you sell vibrators?"
"Yes mam we do," he replies.
"Big fluorescent orange ones?"
"Yes mam we do."
"The type about 14 inches long?"
"Yes mam we do."
"The type that takes 8 D Cell batteries?"
"Yes mam we do."
"Well, how the hell do you turn it off?!!!"
King of the Birds, Lord of the Skies
Gather ye rose buds while ye may, old time is still a flying;
and this same rose that you see today, tomorrow will be dying.
CarpeDiem: Seize the Day!
- Dead Poets Society
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