King of the Birds, Lord of the Skies

King of the Birds, Lord of the Skies
Gather ye rose buds while ye may, old time is still a flying;
and this same rose that you see today, tomorrow will be dying.
CarpeDiem: Seize the Day!
- Dead Poets Society

Tuesday, June 26, 2007

A Lesson for Managers

A junior manager, a senior manager & their boss are on their way to a meeting. On their way through a park, they come across a wonder lamp.They rub the lamp & a ghost appears.

The ghost says, "Normally, one is granted three wishes but as you are three, I will allow one wish each"

So the eager senior manager shouted, "I want the first wish. I want to be in the Bahamas, on a fast boat & have no worries." Pfufffff, & he was gone.

Now the junior manager could not keep quiet & shouted "I want to be in Florida with beautiful girls, plenty of food & cocktails." Pfufffff, & he was also gone.

The boss calmly said, "I want these two idiots back in the office after lunch at 12.35pm."

Moral of the story: ALWAYS ALLOW THE BOSSES TO SPEAK FIRST!

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