A wealthy man came home from a gambling trip and told his wife that he had lost their entire fortune and that they'd have to drastically alter their life-style.
"If you'll just learn to cook," he said, "we can fire the chef."
"Okay," she said. "And if you'll just learn how to make love, we can fire the gardener."
King of the Birds, Lord of the Skies
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