King of the Birds, Lord of the Skies

King of the Birds, Lord of the Skies
Gather ye rose buds while ye may, old time is still a flying;
and this same rose that you see today, tomorrow will be dying.
CarpeDiem: Seize the Day!
- Dead Poets Society

Friday, August 31, 2007

Vegetarian

A judge asked a woman on why she wanted a divorce.

She answered, "Your Honor, he knew I'm a vegetarian, and yet he still insists on putting his meat in my mouth."

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