A nun went for a urine test. The sample got mixed up. When the doctor told her she was pregnant, she cried and said,
"Shit,we can't even trust cucumber anymore!"
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King of the Birds, Lord of the Skies
Gather ye rose buds while ye may, old time is still a flying;
and this same rose that you see today, tomorrow will be dying.
CarpeDiem: Seize the Day!
- Dead Poets Society
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