40 More Reasons Why It's Great To Be A Guy

1. Movie nudity is virtually always female.
2. Old friends don't give you crap if you've lost or gained weight.
3. Dry cleaners and haircutter's don't rob you blind.
4. Your ass is never a factor in a job interview (unless your boss is gay or a really sex-crazy female)
5. All your orgasms are real.
6. A beer gut does not make you invisible to the opposite sex.
7. You can go to the bathroom with out needing a friend to go along .
8. Your last name stays put.
9. You can be showered and ready in 10 minutes.
10. Sex means never worrying about your reputation.
11. If someone forgets to invite you to something, he or she can still be your friend.
12. Your underwear is $10 for a three pack.
13. You can easily write your name in the snow by peeing.
14. You get to think about sex 90% of your waking hours.
15. Three pair of shoes are more than enough.
16. Foreplay is optional.
17. Nobody stops telling a good dirty joke when you walk into the room.
18. You never feel compelled to stop a pal from getting laid.
19. You don't give a rat's ass if someone notices your new haircut.
20. You can watch a game in silence with your buddy without even thinking "He must be mad at me"
21. The world is your urinal.
22. Hot wax never comes near your pubic area.
23. You can admire Clint Eastwood without starving yourself to look like him.
24. You can sit with your knees apart no matter what you are wearing.
25. Gray hair and wrinkles add character.
26. You don't have to leave the room to make an emergency crotch adjustment.
27. Wedding Dress $2000; Tux rental $100.
28. With 400 million sperm per shot, you could double the earth's population in 15 tries, at least in theory.
29. Bachelor parties beats the crap over boring bridal showers.
30. You can buy condoms without the shopkeeper imagining you naked.
31. You needn't pretend you're "freshening up" to go to the bathroom.
32. You can rationalize any behavior with the handy phrase "f*** it!"
33. If another guy shows up at the party in the same outfit, you might become lifelong buddies.
34. The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected.
35. You never have to miss a sexual opportunity because you're not in the mood.
36. Porn movies are designed especially for you and with you in mind.
37. You don't have to remember everyone's birthdays and anniversaries.
38. Not liking a person does not preclude having great sex with them.
39. Your pals can be trusted never to trap you with: "So... notice anything different?"
40. Baywatch.