King of the Birds, Lord of the Skies

King of the Birds, Lord of the Skies
Gather ye rose buds while ye may, old time is still a flying;
and this same rose that you see today, tomorrow will be dying.
CarpeDiem: Seize the Day!
- Dead Poets Society

Monday, April 2, 2007

Funny Milton Berle's Humor I

A committee is a group that keeps the minutes and loses hours.

Experience is what you have after you've forgotten her name.

If evolution really works, how come mothers only have two hands?

If opportunity doesn't knock, build a door.

- Milton Berle

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