King of the Birds, Lord of the Skies

King of the Birds, Lord of the Skies
Gather ye rose buds while ye may, old time is still a flying;
and this same rose that you see today, tomorrow will be dying.
CarpeDiem: Seize the Day!
- Dead Poets Society

Friday, April 6, 2007

Long Tailbacks

A woman phoned her husband who is driving home on the motorway.
The woman says "There are huge tailbacks on the motorway. Some idiot is driving on the wrong side of the motorway."
The husband replys "Yes! And there's not just one! There are f*cking hundreds of them."
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