King of the Birds, Lord of the Skies

King of the Birds, Lord of the Skies
Gather ye rose buds while ye may, old time is still a flying;
and this same rose that you see today, tomorrow will be dying.
CarpeDiem: Seize the Day!
- Dead Poets Society

Wednesday, April 4, 2007

Pay Me A Compliment

A woman, standing nude, looks in the bedroom mirror and says to her husband,
"I look horrible, I feel fat and ugly - pay me a compliment".
The husband replies, "Your eyesight's perfect".

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