10 Reasons Why a Vibrator is Better - R(A): 6/6

1. It lasts longer than 5 minutes.
2. It’s reliable and doesn’t talk back.
3. I don’t have to clean its dirty laundry.
4. It’s ready ALL of the time.
5. It has never lied to me.
6. It is ALWAYS 8.5″, even soft.
7. It doesn’t look at other women.
8. It’s always happy to see me.
9. No risk of catching an STD.
10. It doesn’t stay out all night (w/o me).