King of the Birds, Lord of the Skies

King of the Birds, Lord of the Skies
Gather ye rose buds while ye may, old time is still a flying;
and this same rose that you see today, tomorrow will be dying.
CarpeDiem: Seize the Day!
- Dead Poets Society

Tuesday, May 29, 2007

Difficult Questions (Part 1)

Difficult Question: Am I fat?

While the correct answer is No, I must add that guys must answer this question like it's a reflex (such as blinking your eyes when dust gets in)

Points awarded: +5 points

Another way to score is to look into her eyes for 1.8 seconds, frown a little & say, "NO. Why would you ever think that?"

Points awarded: +10 points.

If you hesitate before you answer, & then answer NO

Points awarded: -15 points (becos you hesitated, so it means you're lying)

If you look her up & down before you answer, & you answer NO

Points awarded: -25 points (becos you're supposed to know her body so well that you should know whether she is fat or not when she asks you)

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