King of the Birds, Lord of the Skies

King of the Birds, Lord of the Skies
Gather ye rose buds while ye may, old time is still a flying;
and this same rose that you see today, tomorrow will be dying.
CarpeDiem: Seize the Day!
- Dead Poets Society

Thursday, May 24, 2007

Why Finger is Better than the Cock - R(A): 1/10

1. You don't have to smile at them afterwards.
2. You don't have to get out of bed to fetch them.
3. They don't get tired before you do.
4. You always know where your fingers have been.
5. For variety, you have ten to choose from.
6. They are also useful *out* of bed.
7. You can stop if you want to.
8. Your fingers don't want to meet your family.
9. Your fingers don't get jealous.
10. Your fingers don't smell.

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