King of the Birds, Lord of the Skies

King of the Birds, Lord of the Skies
Gather ye rose buds while ye may, old time is still a flying;
and this same rose that you see today, tomorrow will be dying.
CarpeDiem: Seize the Day!
- Dead Poets Society

Saturday, March 31, 2007

Ask the Convict

A man went to the police station wishing to speak with the burglar who had broken in to his house the night before.
"You will get your chance in court," said the desk sergeant.
"NO, no, no!", said the man.

"I want to know how he got into the house without waking my wife. I've been trying to do that for years!"

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