How to be Really Annoying

1. Staple only on the bottom left of pages.
2. Produce a rental video consisting entirely of dire FBI copy warnings.
3. Stick anti-theft-detector strips with velcro onto your colleagues bags while at the mall.
4. Specify that your drive-through order is "to go".
5. Honk and wave to strangers.
6. Decline to be seated at a restaurant, and simply eat their complimentary mints by the cash register.
7. Leave someone's printer in compressed-italic-cyrillic-landscape mode.
8. ONLY TYPE IN UPPERCASE.
9. only type in lowercase.
10. dont use any punctuation either
11. Buy a large quantity of orange traffic cones and reroute whole streets.
12. Pay for your dinner with pennies.
13. Answer all questions with your own questions.
14. Write "X - BURIED TREASURE" in random spots on all of someone's roadmaps.
15. At the Laundromat, use one dryer for each of your socks.
16. Stand over someone's shoulder, mumbling, as they read.
17. Finish the 99 bottles of beer song.
18. Leave your turn signal on for fifty miles.
19. Ask people what gender they are.
20. Lick the filling out of all the Oreos, and place the cookie parts back in the tray.
21. Forget the punch line to a long joke, but assure the listener it was a "real hoot".
22. Follow a few paces behind someone, spraying everything they touch with a can of disinfectant.
23. Lie obviously about trivial things such as the time of day.
24. Make beeping noises when a large person comes along.
25. Leave your Christmas lights up and lit until September.
26. Sit in your front yard pointing a hair dryer at passing cars to see if they slow down.
27. Chew on pens that you've borrowed.
28. Ask to "interface" with someone.
29. Sing along at the opera.
30. Go to a poetry recital and ask why each poem doesn't rhyme.
31. Ask your co-workers mysterious questions, and scribble their answers in a notebook. Mutter something about "psychological profiles."
32. Select the same song on the jukebox fifty times.
33. Never make eye contact.
34. Never break eye contact.
35. Signal that a conversation is over by clamping your hands over your ears.
36. Construct your own pretend "Star Trek tricorder", and "scan" people with it, and give bogus results.
37. Holler random numbers while someone is counting.
38. Make appointments for the 31st of September.
39. Invite lots of people to other people's parties.
40. Forward e-mail back to the person that sent it to you.


PS: Pls don't try the last one with me. Thks!