A young man fills out an application for a job and does well until he gets to the last question, "Who Should we notify in case of an accident?" He mulls it over and then writes, "Anybody in sight!".
I'd rather be a could-be if I cannot be an are; because a could-be is a maybe who is reaching for a star.
I'd rather be a has-been than a might-have-been, by far; for a might have-been has never been, but a has was once an are.
Laughter is an instant vacation.
The company accountant is shy and retiring. He's shy a quarter of a million dollars. That's why he's retiring.
Poverty is not a disgrace, but it's terribly inconvenient.
- Milton Berle
King of the Birds, Lord of the Skies
Gather ye rose buds while ye may, old time is still a flying;
and this same rose that you see today, tomorrow will be dying.
CarpeDiem: Seize the Day!
- Dead Poets Society
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