Marriage Humor

You have two choices in life:You can stay single and be miserable, or get married and wish you were dead.
There was a woman who said,"I never knew what real happiness was until I got married, and by then, it was too late."
Marriage is the triumph of imagination over intelligence.
Just think, if it weren't for marriage, men would go through life thinking they had no faults at all.
First guy says, "My wife's an angel!" Second guy remarks, "You're lucky, mine's still alive."
A Woman's Prayer: "Dear Lord, I pray for: Wisdom, To understand a man , to Love and to forgive him , and for patience, for his moods. Because Lord, if I pray for Strength, I'll just beat him to death."
A lady inserted an ad in the classifieds:"Husband Wanted". Next day she received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: "You can have mine."
When a woman steals your husband, there is no better revenge than to let her keep him.